moist cock

It is just a moist cock and is very good to women

Moist cock is good

by Dicksmacker9000 March 27, 2017

moist penis

A moist penis is when you bust a nut at your wife's funeral.

Hey guys I just got a moist penis last weekend.

by SuckMyPenisWrikleTillIBustANut July 4, 2017

Moist Bitch

A person who is being a bitch ass bitch.

Quit being a bitch ass bitch you moist bitch!

by FoondartFreddie January 22, 2019

Misky

Misky is a cool dude. He loves most people but hates some of the annoying ones. Get to know Misky, if you get close enough to him he might share his feelings with you. He truly cares about other people and is really happy to be friends with you. If you know a Misky then treasure them, they're the best person you'll ever meet.

Person 1: Who is that guy?
Person 2: It's just Misky.
Person 1: He's so cute I just want to squish him.

by Literally Jesus Himself October 13, 2020

Moist Pirouette

When A Man Or Woman Gets Cream-pied By At Least 5 People, Then Performs The Pirouette

Can Be Enhanced By Using A Tazer Close To The End Of The Pirouette.

Billy: Hey Sally, You Ever Try The "Moist Pirouette"?
Sally: No, But I've Heard It's Like Spinning With A Blanket On.
Jeff: You Guys Are Weird.
Billy & Sally: Shut Up Jeff.

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 15, 2020

Moises Moment

A "Moises Moment" is a moment where you just do something so stupid you wonder how you've lived this long.

"Bro I just pulled a Moises Moment" "What happened" "I was drinking my coffee and thought it was gross so I dumped it out on the floor instead of the sink" "Fucking idiot"

by MoisesHtr2005 May 18, 2021

moist towelette

a moist moist moist towelette

this is a moist towelette

by bookbonerpoop June 4, 2021