Minecraft 

A type of mine sweeping boat during the ww2

British sailor: oh no there's a german seamine on the way
British sailor #2: dont worry we have the minecraft

Minecraft by Entry_point_An_dRe1 December 18, 2021

minecraft 

you get block you build house you get dog you do farm you do mining you do good weapon you do nether portal and after stuff you do thing and kill dragon

i like minecraft
ddream manthunt!!?!?!??'
no.cube game.

minecraft by imposterlike December 26, 2021

Minecraft 

A block game with many blocks such as dirt, torch, skulk vein, crying obsidian, oak log, end-stone, and most importantly: PURE JOY. Every block is made out of PURE JOY.

Nerd: Do you want to do some math problems?
Me: Nah, I'mma play Minecraft.
Nerd: I shall join you.

Minecraft by Not my real name 123 January 15, 2022

Minecraft 

A legal drug for all ages that is more addictive than drugs.

Buddy: yo there's this super cool new place where all the hot babes and ...

Timothy: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO KILL THE ENDERDRAGON IN MINECRAFT!!!!

Minecraft by lolu are um January 20, 2022

Minecraft 

funny block game

I was playing Minecraft for 12 hours

Minecraft by F0XMCEDU February 24, 2022

Minecraft 

The best game in history. Very fun.

Person1:do u like Minecraft?
Person2:ofc! Who doesn’t?

Minecraft by Prettyfruitymyguy February 27, 2022

Minecraft 

Best game ever.

Guy: Hey, should I download Minecraft?

Guy 2: Heck yeah!

Minecraft by m o n k e b a n a n a March 1, 2022