Michael

Michael the one that fucks all the bitches and got all his bitches but anddrew sometimes gets in the way and cock blocks michael but Michael can pull thru and fuck all of Anddrew’s girls

There’s Michael fucking Anddrew’s girl again

by 123deeznuts321 July 9, 2019

The Michaels

Definition 1: Similar to blue balls, the Micheals also include a gooey feeling on the small of your back.

Definition 2: AIDS in the brain.

GUY 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
GUY 2: No... a homeless man broke into my house and tied me down...
Guy 1: Oh shit!! Do you want to borrow my revolver?
Guy 2: Oh lol you just totally gave me The Michaels.

by juicegiver December 8, 2009

Michael

This name means heartbreaker you should run. They are sweet and kind on the outside but on the inside your not the only one being swept off your feet.

Michael is talking to Katie, Bailey,and Lexi saying I love you to all them. Michaels a whore.

by TheRealistTalk..... June 4, 2019

Michael

cult leader

you're such a fucking Michael

by jesus2222 May 21, 2018

Michael

1. Defined as a hyposthenic little boy with little calves
2. Often gets mistaken with baby giraffes due to their uncanny resemblance

3. Often cannot keep up with the boys during a sesh

Michael: "I struggled to keep up with the boys last night"
Girls: *Laughing*

by Kashmoney2212 August 1, 2018

Michael

The guy who steals your friends

"I use to be a really good friend of Josh but now Ruby stole him"
"Damn what a michael"

"I used to be friends with Miriam but she's always with this new guy what's his name?"
"Michael"
"Godamnit Michael"

by Shubidupam August 24, 2018

Michael

An autistic and retarded child in my school that loves lil pump and asking people for their eggrolls.

Michael: hEy CaN i HaVe Ur LeFtOvErS?
Me: Shut up Michael you gay child. You just had 4 slices of pizza.
Michael: WoW i CaNt BeLiEvE yOu. We AiNt FrIeNdS aNyMoRe.
Me: We never were, go suck a nut.

by AnimalGamer906 March 27, 2019