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Mexican Turtle

The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.
Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!

Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge
by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018
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Annoying Mexican

The one Mexican in school who plays Mexican music at full blast
or who pulls up in his dads truck saying its his cuh
hey have you heard of the new Annoying Mexican?
how could you not hear him?
by Annoying Mexican February 4, 2021
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mexican backrub

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a massage.
Hey honey why don't you and the Chihuahua give me a Mexican backrub?
by Mr. GL April 15, 2017
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Mexican recovery

Changing the course of a bad situation by stopping to have a beer.
The first party we went to was super douchey but we staged a Mexican recovery and found a much better one soon afterwards.
by panopticonopolis March 27, 2015
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The Mexican Hat

Poor Mans steak and potatoes. Fried bologna topped with mashed potatoes and melted cheese.
I was at my boy Nick's house and I was hungry and he didnt have anything but bologna, idaho spuds, and cheese. So i decided to make The Mexican Hat.
by murfdizzle83 October 19, 2011
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Mexican Cheese

When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.
Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-

Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.
by investigate3.11 November 4, 2018
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Mexican Snowshoe

When you are having dirty ass sex with a girl, pull out, and cum on her stank feet.
“How did Grant get aides?”

“Oh he did that Mexican Snowshoe with his ex that made love to that dude in Cape Town named Tarzan.”
by Willies Bear September 5, 2019
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