a way of washing your ass that requires you to lather either hand in soap and slide it up and down between your asscheeks repeatedly
by og original gangster February 4, 2024
Get the keycard methodmug. African Zimbabwean Method (Ultra-Cinematic Edit) — noun
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
“How did you get those waves?” — “African Zimbabwean Method, I’ll teach you the sacred sock turret later.”
“You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
“You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
by ForgottenMethodzz August 26, 2025
Get the African Zimbabwean Methodmug. the Mr. Voice method is when you ragebait f1nn for saying contreversial things that i dare not describe. its only to be used to do justice. for the sake of the world. never. release. f1nn
by Mr. Voice October 28, 2025
Get the the Mr. Voice methodmug. A gambling method designed to exploit statistical loopholes in games of chance, ensuring a 95% success rate with occasional significant payouts. It combines advanced predictive algorithms, pattern recognition, and progressive risk management to consistently outperform standard odds.
by goiines December 26, 2024
Get the Gurp Methodmug. This is when a guy dips his johnson in a sauce, preferably chocolate or cake batter like a Yan Yan candy, and proceeds to get slop top from their lover. Tasty and erotic method.
"Have you ever tried the Yan Yan Method?"
"No my girlfriend never seems to be able to find the Nutella jar"
"No my girlfriend never seems to be able to find the Nutella jar"
by SwagBap12 May 14, 2024
Get the Yan Yan Methodmug. Previously known as the withdrawal method, approved by the Catholic Church. It needs to be noted that no one ever willing wants to withdraw so it is deemed the extraction method is a much more suitable term.
I'm due my period next week, I had to use the extraction method on him, fingers crossed I am not with child.
by Ageoldwisdom October 11, 2021
Get the Extraction Methodmug. 1. Also known as deeming. The process of systematically going for girls at a gathering and lowering your standards as you get rejected.
by TickerTotter October 7, 2021
Get the The Deematic Methodmug.