banana massage

Indonesian term for male masterbation. A wank.

"Hey you like what you see? Vely good banana massage. Vely good jiggy-jiggy. You want young girl?"

"No thanks, Japang."

"Ahh young boy?"

by The_Strut October 21, 2004

French Tickler Massage

Hand Job with oral sex to bring client to climax. Term used by call girls or prostitutes.

My girlfriend gave me a French Tickler Massage and I came in her mouth so hard she choked a little.

by Khokolate February 25, 2011

Pakistani Massage

When your fucking a chick with hairy legs; you bust your load on to one leg. After the cumming you rub the cum around her legs as a gentle massage. Following that you find a razor and trim her leg hairs and shove the hairs into her butt hole. Finally you eat out her butt hole for a delicious snack.

Billy Joe says to John"I was with your sister last night and she had not shaved her legs in a while so I gave her a nice Pakistani Massage. She also asked for a Pakistani haircut and I was like "nah" but then i changed my mind and was like "sure" "

John replys " You dirty mother fucker, you have no friends"

by Atheist FTW July 7, 2010

Eleven-finger Massage

When a man is massaging a woman while she is on her stomach and penetrating her with his "eleventh finger", his penis at the same time. It's doggy style with a happy ending.

Oh yeah, I gave this girl an amazing eleven-finger massage last night. She loves my eleventh finger the most.

by martingoestocolorado December 27, 2010

Subliminal messages in a Britany Spears song

I decided to play "Hit me baby one more time" BACKWARDS, and you'll be astounded and truely amazed at what I found! The first sound on this definition is the results of my venture!

There is no written example for this you dumbass!
There is no written example for this you dumbass!

by lazirus July 6, 2004

Lip Massage

A slow BlowJob. One involving a soft slow stroke of the lips on a nice hard shaft. A good lip masseus will stroke a cock all the way up and down using the throat as an assist.

Mary: "Guess what i did to Johnny today after school got out?"

Sue: "What?"

Mary: "I gave him the best lip massage eva!"

by LipMasseus February 5, 2013

Warm Bamboo Massage

This is an ancient therapy that has been introduced into the modern spa and salon. It is believed that the founder of the modern methodology is Stonehenge Australia Massage Kits, which originated in Australia. It is used by Remedial Therapists, Relaxation treatments and can be adapted to all massage modalities including reflexology, beauty and spa treatments, Eastern and Hawaiian therapies.

Warm Bamboo Massage is a treatment that is now in all countries and is commonly used with Hot Stone therapy treatments. It can be found Australia, UK, US, Europe, The Middle East, South East Asia, Japan, New Zealand, Hong Kong, Bali.

The ancient Romans, Polynesians, Indians, Greeks and Chinese have documented evidence of wooden tools used in massage and beauty treatments. In fact Bamboo Cupping Jars were used initially in Traditional Chinese Massage.

by Massage Guru September 5, 2011