by Hemesfere May 13, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. Usually a redhead from Ireland who does acts like he is cool. Pale as fuck and never shuts the fuck up. Short as hell and gets picked on by his friends. Usually has a high ass voice and wears Adidas or Nike all the time. He is usually still a good friend if you need something tiny to let all your rage out on. Plays a lot of sports and cries when he loses.
Person 1- Hey look at that short ass punching bag. I hate that kid he never shuts the fuck up.
Person 2- Bro! Stop thats my friend Matthew!
Person 1- He walks pretty straight.
Person 2- Okay? What are you implementing from that?
Person 1- *Goes to gym storage room and emerges with baseball bat*. I mean when I'm done with him hes gonna be as disabled as Stephen Hawking.
Person 2- Bro! Stop thats my friend Matthew!
Person 1- He walks pretty straight.
Person 2- Okay? What are you implementing from that?
Person 1- *Goes to gym storage room and emerges with baseball bat*. I mean when I'm done with him hes gonna be as disabled as Stephen Hawking.
by Ohio4Lyfe June 20, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) is the greatest friend you could ever have. With their bluey hazel eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares.
by thetravelled May 9, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew, well, he has many nicknames, but prefers matt. he is single, and doesn't think there is anyone for him. but he always says he would do anything to keep his girlfriend happy, if he had one. when he likes someone he almost never flirts with other girls once he is set on someone hes SET ON THEM he also has many catchphrases or catchsounds, he also says he is very ugly inside and out, he gives good advice when its needed, and his relationships dont last a long time.
he is also very sweet and he has brown eyes, shaggy hair and always has a hat on. he is also very strong. matt also appear dumb when you first meet him but when hes gone you miss him
his only issue is when he gets too close to his crush, his crush sees him as a brother.
he is also very sweet and he has brown eyes, shaggy hair and always has a hat on. he is also very strong. matt also appear dumb when you first meet him but when hes gone you miss him
his only issue is when he gets too close to his crush, his crush sees him as a brother.
male friend 1: matthew is so sweet but he might ruin his friendship he has with her, theyre perfect for eachother
by just your average human July 23, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. This guy is hella chill. The chillest guy in the world, actually. Usually plays some chill ass songs like some RNB chill type chill vibes. This guy can sing too cuz he is hella chill.
Matthew is hella chill because he is what he is.
by cumcoochieisdrake November 11, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. by Stevenlovesmemes192 February 29, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. 