Matrix Engineer

Software Engineer working in overpriced, overhyped industry meanwhile working on cryptocurrencies and NFT due to recent rapid growth in technology in last 50 years and lack of confiscation/buy out companies with setting up unions in companies like Meta and lack of law system, also in many cases people with serious maniacal view on power of technology due to mesmerizing experience from computer games, in most extreme cases pimping from an early age.

- Do you know that guy Salt Almond ?
- Yes he is one of those Matrix Engineers.
- Those guys just want to put us into a mental cage for profit.
- They should start a church.

by FckYouTaylor November 21, 2023

Matrix Food

Food that is processed or has a lot of pesticides/Lab ingredients in it. Used by the government to keep peoples bodies stuck and lousy

I want to eat some Doritos and cheezits right now

Bro that’s Matrix food go eat a apple

by Pseudboi February 16, 2024

matrix

to be trapped in. Esp. mentally. To be attached to a belief or idea. Not being aware of something.

- Hey yo, you're still trapped in the matrix.
- You're right. I should have never voted for Kang.

by onirokitsch February 24, 2024

Matriarchist

Taken from the word matriarchy, a matriarchist is a person who blindly hates and is predjudice against men, with the goal of establishing a matriarchy. They generalize that woman are victims of men, and that all men are abusive and the cause of their problems. They enjoy belittling and demasculating men and often try to create opportunities to do so, especially online and as groups.

The matriarchist thinks all men are evil and enjoys teaming up with other matriarchists to harm them.

by Walterp1nkman March 27, 2024

matrixtic

To describe one’s shortcomings; the quality or state of being flawed or lacking.

Don: “hey boss, what’s the deadline of this project?”

Boss: “I wouldn’t even worry about it. Word on the street is that is getting pushed back.”

Don: “wow how very matrixtic of them. I’m not surprised.”

by Laythepipe85 April 8, 2024

MatrixAttack

When you're a big time pimp online and the police catch you, this is what you say to make people think you're innocent.

I saw that Andrew Tate guy on the news getting arrested. He reckons he's innocent; he said it's a MatrixAttack!

by MaybeJamie May 28, 2024

marriment

Joy and laughter during a wedding or subsequent matrimony.

Getting hitched is supposed to bring great happiness and supreme bliss, but not all instances of "I Do" result in said non-stop marriment!

by QuacksO July 8, 2024