Shortimus Maximus

Someone whose height directly affects his/her attitude; because they are short they act like a total DICK-tator; like Napolean or short man's syndrome.

"Oh, sh*t! Here comes the Shortimus Maximus, Emperor of Douche-dom."

by CostumeJinx October 23, 2011

Jummius Maximus

Used to describe a massive wager on a sporting event. A big wager.

The two guys at the bar went Jummius Maximus against the Patriots week 1. What a bunch of morons.

I went Jummius Maximus on Virginia Tech yesterday. God my bank account is suffering.

by Ernesto3 September 12, 2012

Asshateus Maximus

gluteus's brother

hey gluteus wassup

oh nothing hanging out with Asshateus Maximus

by MasterofDisaster95 September 30, 2016

imbecilicus maximus

The stupidest and idiotic thing imaginable, be it a belief, a choice, or a thing.

The recently deceased imbecilicus maximus used a lit match to look into their gas tank. Identification of the remains is pending a review of dental records.

by Keep the Reason December 13, 2016

Cagaronni Maximus

When you pile all the black children in the world on a stack of hay and you take a huge dump on them from the eiffel tower.

-That dude is legendary
-Why?
-HE DID A CAGARONNI MAXIMUS!!
-WHAT??

by Xana gurl October 9, 2017

kurtimus maximus

The kurtimus maximus is a creature of strange power, its one emotion of depression forces it to find happiness through annoying people with tf2 memes converted into overwatch ones and other crap

The kurtimus maximus is an odd creature which wakes ip on the floor every day and bangs its head on the wall, attempting to make a dent large enough to put a coin into. -A Dttimborough

by ElectricBonnie December 17, 2017

Geekus maximus

A geek with an extremely high level of geekiness, in other words a super geek, or the geek of all geeks.

My friends call me a geekus maximus.

by Geekus Minimus July 8, 2018