Martin Braithwaite

GOAT of Football (Soccer)

Also known as Martin Goatwaite

Person 1: Hey, who is the GOAT?

Person 2: Martin Braithwaite
Person 1: lets fuck

by borhec007 February 19, 2022

Nutty Martin

A Nutty Martin is when a female has cashews in her vagina and a man eats it out of her vagina

The only nut I busted that night was from a nutty martin

by JoelTrolls June 6, 2018

dirty martine

A dirty Martine is a slang for a girl who sleeps with married men to get pregnant, the forcing the father of the child and his wife/husband/spouse into a poly relationship.

Yeah my fellow mammal, you should definitely stay away from her, she’s a total dirty Martine

by Suicidal not clumsy July 6, 2020

Lizzy martin

A whore who will sleep with your boyfriend with no cares given at all. Will sleep with anyone who comes her way.

john: so who is jim cheating on you with?

Sara: oh definitely a Lizzy martin

by Bucklebuni October 15, 2019

Martin Martini

A barnacle connoisseur, a very close talker, slurps on oysters regularly at random gay bars around the US. Known as M M for short , few if not zero have tasted his martini and remembered about it the next day. Some people still kinda like him mostly because he was the sole reason Bill Cosby's barnacles were removed, this is also partly how he got his nickname (Martin Martini) Bill crosbty taught M M everything he knew, some even say M M has surpassed Bill Crosty in his drug and fuck abilities. If you so much as catch a glimpse of the actual M M in person close your eyes and mouth, bow your head and start praying... it is out of your control, if for some reason he decides to not drug and fuck you consider yourself one of the luckiest people breathing on earth right now with the odds of being struck by lightening in your lifetime is 1 in 3,000. the odds that you make it out of that fag bar undrugged and unfucked by M M are about 666 in 666,666,666 Not like you'd know if you've been drugged or fucked anyways M M does a great job at cleaning up and has had many years to profect his work.

"Hey Jim do you remember that one guy we met at the bar last night, he would talk real close and his breath smelled like your sister pussy?"
"No bill i didn't even remember waking up yesterday" *Intro scene for CSI: Miami*(case of the forgotten Martin Martini)

by Jim brown eye August 17, 2016

English Martin

A stereotypical Yorkshire man who is intent on hiding his true heritage. Usually a bit of a prick, shit at fifa

Met this guy the other night saying he was Scottish, the guy was a proper English martin

by #nottony September 9, 2021

Martin Partinism

A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.

Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!

by IntergalactalEnergy February 24, 2023