Marriage

The contract between two people, who are twisted in the mind of believing societies way of the world .
The walk you take when you know the dating pool is drained and you don't like doing your own housework... So you jump in feet first willing to change your last name...
Losing who you once was knowing you'll never be the same..
Wanting to pack and live in subterranean...
Cause the man you agreed upon is driving you FKN insane

Bro, you going to marry that bittie?,

Naw man !! I'm still trying to live and be happy!!! Marriage is the krypto to HAPPINESS

by SUPERTERRESTRIAL April 16, 2022

Marangle

To shake, fidget, or mess with something .

He marangled the rubix cube until he solved it.

by Mr_man 42 May 4, 2022

marriage

The adoption of a man that is too old to be adopted. To avoid confusion, the parents is called wife, while the adopted man will be referred to as husband.

May occasionally result in sex.

My marriage is great, I did not wear mismatched socks in years!

by sharkdinner July 1, 2022

Mandingle party

Mandingle party
An off spin of a Mandingo party
An orgy that originates from Burnley. this orgy contains of one female, and every male from her family. whilst other female family members watch.

Hi (daughters name) don't forget it's your first mandingle party this weekend, for your 19th birthday. Me your brother and your uncle's have booked it off work ready

by T16 cabby July 9, 2022

Marriage Memorabilia

The art of recording your Spouse without them knowing and showing them a year later to laugh at them.

“Oh man, I had the best marriage memorabilia on Faith last night. She was sleep talking and I saved it and it comes up in my memories every year”

by OhThatsFunny999 July 26, 2022

marriage

In between a man and a woman.

I'm sitting marriage.

by anonymous64867 July 27, 2022

Marriage

Hell

Marriage is hell

by Man_Cummer September 13, 2022