Dirty Malahkye

When a couple have sex while their legs are in the shape of a M and only speak words with the letter M

“Me and my girl did the Dirty Malahkye last night.”

by ThatmanDaren April 25, 2024

Balagna-Malarkey

Malarkey from the Balagna Valley. Senseless talk with bs added to it. Double bs, bs squared, bs while the eyes are already rolling. Only to be used when balagna and malarkey used separately just isn't enough.

Did She just try to tell me her phone was accidentally on air plane mode??? Balagna-Malarkey!

by Thjudothchop June 12, 2025

Kurwa-Malaka Line

An imaginary geographical guide line that helps Europeans orient themselves when they are not sure whether they live in the Eastern Europe or the Western Europe.
It was first introduced by the comedian Dragoș in one of his shows, and described as a line that you can draw on the map between Poland and Greece.
It remains to be determined which sides of Poland and Greece the line connects: East, West, or Center, but the overall concept is worth considering for future ethnographical classifications.

- What side of the Kurwa-Malaka Line do you come from?
- What do you mean?

by proud-nobody December 18, 2025

National Buy Malakhii something day

On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*

“Happy Buy Malakhii something day“
“I bought malakhii a trackhawk”
National Buy Malakhii something day is a day to celebrate and appreciate @xalakhii

by notageekr July 6, 2024

National Buy Malakhii something day

On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*

National Buy Malakhii something day

by notageekr July 6, 2024