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White Collar Major Applewhite

When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.
Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic
by Mike109999 July 23, 2025
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Major Player

HUSBANDDDDDDD
Major Player is my favorite Toontown boss
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Poultry Science Major

Someone who likes cock so much they have to study it
Poultry Science Major: Man… I love cocks so much… I decided I wanted to study it!
by SpradDaddy May 2, 2024
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Major Noose

Another name for a "Good Luck Chuck." That is to say, a person who breaks up with a person, and that person's next relationship ends in marriage.
Wow, Jason sure is a Major Noose. Every time he breaks up with a girl, she gets married on her next relationship.
by Wxllco July 16, 2022
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Now a Major Motion Picture

goes back a long way and sounds more impressive than movie. The word film also sounds classier than movie
Now a Major Motion Picture is a unique look at the many sources, literary and otherwise, that influence film adaptations.
by SPrice1980 November 1, 2022
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Major Frick Moment

When you frick up really bad, a big oof, a major frick up, a bad time.
Max this is a major frick moment bro beans!
by Brotato Brawler May 5, 2019
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Major Cloog

Me: who's the worst groomer?
Not Me: major cloog lmao
by Pinos Mrime April 3, 2024
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