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Fucking Mustard

Phrase exclaimed upon the massacre of the English language; the inability to pronounce a phrase with any level of coherence.
Gabe: *Speaks*
Santi: BRO Fucking mustard *dies*
by Dr. Grammarly June 23, 2022
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Mustard Tits

A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.
I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.
by HawkMech81 December 1, 2020
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Space mustard

Those little yellow spots that rain down from outer space and appear on your car the day after you've washed it.
Oh man, I just washed my car on Sunday and it's already got so much space mustard on it!
by donutz mmm May 14, 2022
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Mustard Fish

Definition 1: A fish that is covered in mustard, or just has mustard on it.
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Definition 2: A fish that is the color Yellow.
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Both are equally unfunny, however, are only rage-inducing to those who have had enough of definitions similar to this one done by you, alá my ex-friends when i introduced Hungry Frog to them-
Definition 1:
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Person 1 sees Person 2 cooking, specifically fish fillet with mustard within the sauce on it.
Person 1: “yooooo mustard fish!!1!”
Person 2 then gets very angry, and commits a Bravado Moment.

Definition 2:
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Person 9 and 7 are fishing together, Person 7 catches a fish which seemingly is the color Yellow.
Person 9: “yooooo mustard fish!!1!”
Person 7 then eats Person 9 in a fit of rage.
by DillonVentures August 22, 2021
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Mustard piss

What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first
I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.
by Boingoboi August 17, 2018
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Mustard Man

A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.
Check out that cheeseboi he a real Mustard Man!
by Sally H. December 27, 2022
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