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Mountain Monkey

A derogatory term towards Kurdish people, usually used when denying their existence calling them "The monkeys in the mountains."
person denying existence of Kurds* "There are no Kurds they are just mountain monkeys!"
by swedensnowing1234 December 23, 2021
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Mountain Muncher

Anyone who eats fat girl's pussy.
Seth went straight mountain Muncher on that bitch.
by Craveman1989 May 9, 2020
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mountain bull

dude i got so crunk at the Bergh estate off mountain bull.
by Christian12 September 12, 2009
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Mountain Pirate

Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.

The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'

Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
"Is that guy a river guide?"

"No, he is a mountain pirate"
by magicofappalachia January 17, 2023
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Boreal Mountain

A decrepit dive bar of a ski resort, usually making the majority of their profit off tourists from a large city that have little experience around snow. These establishments make up for their tourist baiting with a creative park setup.
Dude! Coming out to Montana was sketchy, but we found ourselves a Boreal Mountain hidden in plain sight!
by Sendy McVibes November 25, 2022
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spooge mountain

It's when the second ejaculation lands on top of the first, creating a pile
Tyson created a spooge mountain on his wife's back
by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017
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mountain range

Mountain range is an insult you can use against people who have a lot of acne on their forehead
Person one: You are so ugly!
Person 2: At least I don’t have a mountain range!
by Pornhub-Wormhole March 18, 2021
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