Graphite monk perfume

a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks

hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Dust Monk

noun — A grimy elder, a wise figure who’s endured immense hardship and does not concern himself with appearances for anybody.

"Old heads around here? Straight Dust Monks with a code."

by Fingr April 14, 2025

MONKE

MONKE STRONG NOT WEAK

MONKE SMART MONKE BEAT GODZILLA MONKE EAT BANANA

by Big slimJim March 7, 2021

Monke Curse

When a person sends a monke emoji on any platform, he/she will become sick due to the old ancient curse.

Person 1: Look at this :monke: (Emoji)
Person 2: NO!!!!
Person 1: "Sick due to Monke Curse"

by Gamblersheaven January 12, 2021

monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.

Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!

by Twiste 13 December 2, 2013

pp monke

A man who has a HUGE cock (but not as big as Ryuktard’s) and he is very seggsy and cute.

Omg look at pp monke he is so hot I want him to stuff my bussy.

by Beerustard March 8, 2021

Monke

Somthing 9 year olds say because they think they are funny.

Boy: LOL monke.
Mother: This is why nobody loves you.

by GooseMilker May 7, 2022