Mega Dick Sam is the largest and best dick in the world. Imagine the best dick ever, Mega Dick Sam is 3x as good as that. He can provide immeasurable pleasure. He usually prefers men, but will not turn down the occasional woman. Everyone wants to claim Mega Dick Sam as their own, however, it is nearly impossible to do so because of the high demand. MDS never uses condone and fucks like a beast who cannot be tamed.
Bro I finally got with Mega Dick Sam!
No way I heard he isn’t even real!
We had sex yesterday, look how wide my asshole is!
You lucky bastard
No way I heard he isn’t even real!
We had sex yesterday, look how wide my asshole is!
You lucky bastard
by cumcannister July 26, 2021
Get the mega dick sammug. when you open someones mouth whilst asleep and fart into it to make an echo and make it much louder.
by TheAlmightyDefiner January 5, 2016
Get the Mouth mega phonemug. Enhypen (Korean: 엔하이픈; RR: Enhaipeun; Japanese: エンハイプン; Enhaipun), commonly stylized as ENHYPEN, officially abbreviated as EN-, is a South Korean boy band formed by Belift Lab, a joint venture between the entertainment companies CJ ENM and Big Hit Entertainment.The band is composed of seven members: Heeseung, Jay, Jake, Sunghoon, Sunoo, Jungwon, and Ni-ki.
by Ygmangoooo January 13, 2021
Get the MEGA ROOKIE GROUPmug. having sex on a bus makes you a part of the mega long club. Technically would have to be a megabus but any bus trip could suffice
by coolhandluke3 May 27, 2019
Get the Mega long clubmug. undercover phone call or text message for norco's. which is a pain killer like vicodin or ibuprofen.
yep, i just got back from my doctor's appointment. he gave me my perscription for yellow mega man & blue mega man. later tonight i will be super ultra mega man! i'm luvin it!
by flava b(bernie mac) April 1, 2009
Get the yellow mega manmug. Mega smelly dickcheese found underneath the foreskin in most dirty uncircumcized men. Looks like a mixture of athlete's foot, colby jack cheese, and asbestos.
by Jak Hardy April 24, 2007
Get the mega smega smegmamug. Mario: I summon Mega Ultra Chicken!
Yami: I still don't know why it's called that.
Marik: Nobody does it isn't funny
Tristan: Egyptian God Card!
Yami: I still don't know why it's called that.
Marik: Nobody does it isn't funny
Tristan: Egyptian God Card!
by Slider the executive producer October 26, 2020
Get the mega ultra chickenmug.