dungeon masturbating

A mix between the words dungeon master and masturbating. This is used in a game of Dungeons and Dragons when the dungeon master kills the party with a powerful monster then creates a powerful NPC to kill that monster. The dungeon master is essentially playing with himself.

After he killed the party, our new dungeon master began dungeon masturbating with his new NPCs.

by JSeed02 March 18, 2019

banana masturbation

when a female grabs as many bananas as she wants and stick them in whichever hole she wants while screaming the annoying orange "he will mock you" song :)

"i had just gotten home and i opened her door and was going to give her a present but i found her doing banana masturbation"

by fkyoujames June 14, 2017

masturbational planning

When you can't currently beat dat meat because you are with family or in class etc... and you plan a specific time to get fappy and fap.

"Shit, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on Monday, August 17, 2023..."

by Goat arena optimized January 28, 2015

Ego Masturbation

The act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one's Ego. It is most commonly done through pointing out the other person's mistakes, especially in spelling and grammar. This form is somewhat rare in real life, but very, very common on the internet.

- ... I found the movie hilarious, but your going to have to see it yourself.

It's "you're," n00b, now go kill yourself!

-Stop masturbating your ego, fucking Grammar Nazi.

{Ego Masturbation)

by "Fuzzy" January 6, 2007

aggressive masturbation

A form of masturbation invented by the famous SavageRealm. Aggresive masturbation is masturbating so hard that the skin of your dick comes off.

Pass me some lotion bitch I'm boutta do some aggressive masturbation.

by twitch strivexd February 18, 2018

cyber-masturbation

when people on Facebook like their own pictures/statuses

A:*likes his own picture on Facebook
B: why would you like your own pic? that's like cyber-masturbation

by dick007 December 31, 2012

depression masturbation

The act of masturbating to the most fucked up shit you can find on the internet while on 20% phone battery in the toilet or outside so that when you find the material to masturbate to, your phone will run out of battery and you can only use the image that has been instilled to your mind and the fresh smell of toilet shit.

Person 1: Hey man, how ya feeling this Monday morning.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.

by Señor Spaghetti July 24, 2016