when a female grabs as many bananas as she wants and stick them in whichever hole she wants while screaming the annoying orange "he will mock you" song :)
"i had just gotten home and i opened her door and was going to give her a present but i found her doing banana masturbation"
by fkyoujames June 14, 2017
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by kam75xx May 20, 2023
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- ... I found the movie hilarious, but your going to have to see it yourself.
It's "you're," n00b, now go kill yourself!
-Stop masturbating your ego, fucking Grammar Nazi.
{Ego Masturbation)
It's "you're," n00b, now go kill yourself!
-Stop masturbating your ego, fucking Grammar Nazi.
{Ego Masturbation)
by "Fuzzy" January 6, 2007
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Do you know Cameron and Rachel... they have been practicing abstinence masturbation to control their need for sex... until they move on in life
by Innocent_Angel August 14, 2014
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Person 1: Hey man, how ya feeling this Monday morning.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
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Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.
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