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Rhyme Master

Someone who really knows how to rhyme. They can rhyme pretty much everything, and make alot of rhymes about sexual things. But those are always fun. And every rhyme he/she makes is pretty funny.
Person: "Christmas Sex Christmas sex. jingle bells strapped your balls, while your parents are buying you presents at shopping malls. Your in there bedroom with you girl beside you, its time for a banging its past your Que. It's time for some good fashioned fun, and I'm not gonna stop until I'm done."

Girl: "Well you are not getting laid by that, but you are definitely the Rhyme Master"
by SomeWhatFunnyGuy December 20, 2009
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Drunken Master

An actual martial arts style that requires just the right amount of alcohol to work. Since alcohol numbs the nerves, it makes the martial artist feel less pain while opening up a can of whupass.
A kickass movie made by Jackie Chan. The fighting moves were later incorporated into a Tekken fighting game character named Lei Wu Long who, coincidentally, looks just like Jackie Chan.
A bunch of villains getting the shit beat out of them by a drunk guy. Now THAT's fucking hilarious. Drunken Master rules!
by AYB September 24, 2003
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Master Nap

When you masturbate and the climax is forceful enough to knock one into slumber.

Invented by Jeremy from Boise.
"Dude, you look well rested."

"Ya, bro, that's because I took a master nap after school today!"
by MasterNapper September 7, 2011
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Whore Master

A form of a Pimp or another type of low-life predator that manipulates persons for personal gain.
That Whore Master was creep'n around here last night lookin' for free weed.
by spike001 April 17, 2006
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Master Chief

Master Chief wants YOU to enlist in the UNSC!
by Ecksbawks September 19, 2009
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Duel masters

1) a TCG eaisly reconised, to be based around magic: the gathering
2) an anime, which, points out that is a tv show, and makes numerous references to past episode, as episodes, giving it a comedy value
3) not a yu gi oh rip off, and as a yu gi fan i can say this eaisly, yu gi, came out, and was popular, the demand 4 another card game based show, was high, therefore DM came out,the anime is a completely different style, and so is the card game, so before, u fuckwits bash it for being a "rip off" get ur facts str8 (ppl like this, are the 1's who claimed digimon, was a rip off of poke'mn <which i also love/d> even the the basic idea, of digimon was out 3 years b4 the poke'mon was made)
4) on this date of 13 oct 2004, it is the number 1 TCG in Japan
Kettou Da! - "I challenge you!"
Yoshi!- "I accept!"
Ikuzo! - "I'm ready!"
Koi! - "Bring it on!"
Ike! - "Attack!"
Todome Da! - "The killing blow!"
by thethongofanime October 13, 2004
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Weave Master

Britnee: "Pshhh, I'm the Weave Master."
Krystal: "Nigga you a lie,

I AM THE WEAVE MASTER." F yo couch Nigga.

Miranda: "Imma buy you dat car."
by Krystal:D June 4, 2010
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