Loomes counter

Device used to measure confirmed kills in warzone engagements. Named after the famous pacifist G.Loomes

After 7 games he had only manages to record 2 kills on the Loomes Counter

by Blubbernaut88 March 12, 2024

Loomered

Catching syphilis after having unprotected sex.

I raw-dogged that hooker Friday night and got Loomered.

by T-Dizzl3 April 11, 2024

Lober

something you call a mogumogukuso when they wont stop talking about lober.

Hes such a lober

by BigglesWiggles April 29, 2024

lober

Horrendous insult. Someone who is beyond stupid but has a fetish for loaves of bread. Can't think of anything other than bread.

Person 1: Excuse me Carl, can you answer 2 x 2 for class?

Person 2: 2 multiplied by 2 is 16 loaves of bread ma'am.

Person 3: This lober can't be serious...

by MoguKso April 29, 2024

Lobeing

The act of pulling you ball sac with the the testicles in the palm of your hand, ever so slightly stretching, and or ripping the ties and veins to make the ball sack larger into assert dominance

I’m going to a nudist beach so I should start lobeing

by Bearcum May 22, 2024

Looked

One's gaze might be used to indicate or demonstrate anything.

Poirot looked at the question.

by Arminkshipper June 19, 2024

Loomer

A person who is continuously shunned by society or a community due to their own insidious action(s). However they are incapable of accepting any personal responsibility and will seek out any reason or person no matter how illogical to shift the blame towards.

Alex: hey did you hear Laura got banned from the Smithsonian again?

Jonesy: yeah she’s on camera taking another dump in the Aerospace exhibit, but she pulled a Loomer and posted that Muslim immigrants put laxatives in the water fountains like that makes any sense at all.

Alex: Classis Loomer from Laura

by GroovyWars September 12, 2024