log smog

A cloud of gasses that escape the anus by passing by a fat turd on the way out and retaining the essence of defecation. Also referred to as PPFs

The steamy cloud of rancid ass-gasses left in a bathroom after dropping a hearty dougan. See also log fog.

Don't breathe through your mouth, bro. You'll get a mad taste of that log smog.

by Zero2None February 11, 2016

log flogger

A person who is a serial masterbator

Danir is a log flogger from way back

by Speckymcgoo July 31, 2017

Boston log

When you take a shit and use the turd as a fleshlight, creampie aforementioned turd like a Boston cream donut

Guy 1: man I am hella hungry rn I could seriously use a Boston log
Guy 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by boston logger January 06, 2023

Log Prodder

A term referring to homosexuals.

John) "Dave, Tom Wanted Me To Tell You He Fancies You..."

Dave) "Tom Your A Log Prodder?!"

Tom) "Hey! Whats Wrong With Liking Guys??"

by Samuel P. R. August 04, 2008

log squish

What you call a person who looks like they have a squished head. Using a log to make your head look squished.

That guy looks like a log squish

by Cobenhagen January 04, 2018

vagina logs

1.)A tampon. An object that dams the flow of blood in a womans vagina.
2.) In promiscuous women a number of dicks in a vagina at once.

OMG my vagina log is get full, excuse me while I go change it.

Damn that "bitch" has a vagina logs of dick in her big vagina.

by knowledgeable November 02, 2015

Toe Logging

When she's logging for turds in your BUTTHOLE with her big toe.

The other night I went over to Sally's and she started toe logging me.

by Drakozzz April 15, 2022