Kermit the Log is the most depressed frog in a log in a shoot you will ever meet. He is often terrorized by demonic unicorns and retarded frogs. He has a pet named Kermit the Dog, who will bite anything he sees that moves.
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Sorry for the half-assed performance, coach. I've got a bad case of jogger's log and might fill my britches if I don't keep a full clench.
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