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Alpha Lion

A male who is extremely protective and possessive of what he considers his. He will love you for the rest of time if you treat him right. He will make you his Luna, but if you hurt him, he will retreat and take care of himself first.

He can be skittish, but it's mostly to protect his own and your modesty. He will always go out of his way if he is able to, to show you he loves you.
Has a really high sex drive. Loves nature. Needs space to think, but ultimately will enjoy your company. OCD when it comes to cleanliness, also very hygienic.

He's someone that you can trust with your life, if he cares for you. Really hard for him to trust. Strong, loving, and kind, you'll never find a better human.
Me: "My Alpha Lion I love you. I'm never letting you go. Not ever."
Him: "You're mine, my Luna."
Me: *sigh* "Yes sir."
by Chrysanthemum Jade November 21, 2021
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plasticine lions

Wow my king was so ready for his honey bee, his manly nuts were like "plasticine lions"
by jaydbwoi September 3, 2016
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Like shooting the lion!

Doing something so horrible that people compare it to shooting Cecil the lion!
I threw out my daughter's ratty old tennis shoes and she was so upset it was like shooting the lion!
by Anti-gutt September 9, 2015
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Anglo-Saxon Lion

An ancient symbol under the context of a very heroic and honorary creature of European-Caucasian descent. Usually used in various contexts by White Supremacists.
Person 1: “Man i’m tired of this immigration happening in this country. I wish someone could do something about it!”

Person 2: “Don’t worry! I heard that the Anglo-Saxon lion is awakening right now, and he’s about to shake the entire world!”
by onetenth June 27, 2024
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the sea lion

When your girlfriend puts on a helmet (backwards and any helmet) and pleasures you orally and in between gags makes an "ahrt ahrt ahrt" sound like a retard/sea lion.
Hey bro this skater kid left his helmet at my house last night! I wonder if I can get my girl to give me the sea lion tonight!
by Lenbro February 23, 2020
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Field Lion

Same thing as a Ditch Tiger: a stray or feral cat. There are still some states that have open season on Field Lions.
Pull over! I think I see a ditch tiger, hand me my rifle. Them dern field lions are somethin... they multiply like skeeters.
by EBCDIC December 19, 2008
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tasty lion

something completely awesome.
That movie was quite a tasty lion.. ;)
by goomba face August 16, 2009
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