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The Lion King

When your girl is on a heavy bleeding day on her period, have sex doggy style. When you blow your load, pull out and wipe your bloody dick across her ass and say “Simba!”
I was pounding my girl last night, and realized she was on her period, so I did the Lion King on her ass!
by RvTech March 17, 2020
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The Lion King

Possibly one of the greatest, if not the greatest movies from the Disney renaissance. A retelling of Shakespeare's Hamlet, but with animals. Everything in this feature is perfect - from the writing to the animation to the songs... I literally canNOT give all of the things that are great in this movie, THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THOSE! I mean, Can You Feel The Love Tonight won the best original song at the Oscars! Oh, and if you think that the "live-action" remake of the movie is good, then why won't you do us a favor and go f*ck yourself?
Guy 1: Hey guys, remember The Lion King?
Guy 2: Oh wait, you mean the 2019 ada-
Guy 1: No. Go away.
by JanTheAnimatorOfficial November 1, 2023
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Lion Order

DJ Khaled is known for his catchphrases and motivational messages on social media, and "Lion order" is one of them. Although he hasn't explicitly defined it, the phrase can be interpreted in a few ways:

Strength and leadership: Lions are often associated with power, authority, and leadership. By saying "Lion order," DJ Khaled might be encouraging people to step up, take charge, and be leaders in their own lives.
Unity and loyalty: Lions live and work together in groups called prides. "Lion order" might also represent the importance of sticking together, being loyal to one another, and supporting each other in times of need.
Perseverance and determination: Lions are known for their hunting skills, focus, and determination. In this context, "Lion order" could be a reminder to stay persistent and dedicated in the pursuit of one's goals, despite any obstacles or setbacks.
DJ Khaled: Lion order. LIONNNNN.

Person2: Don’t ever play yourself.
by Nawgie March 28, 2023
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Lion Country Safari

Lion Country Safari is a Drive-Thru Zoological Reserve and Amusement Park located in West Palm Beach, Florida. It used to have other locations in Kings Dominion and Irvine California. However, those shut down decades ago.
Jim: Hey, want to go see some Ostriches at Lion Country Safari later?

Jam: Sure!
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
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Lion Victory

When an NFL team manages to lose a game by less than a touchdown when they deserved to lose by more, or manages to find new and interesting ways to lose by less than a touchdown for years on end.
Forward down the field,
A charging team that will not yield.
And when the Blue and Silver wave,
Stand and cheer the brave.
Rah, Rah, Rah.
Go hard, win the game.
With honor you will keep your fame.
Down the field and gain,
A Lion victory!
by YepYeppersUhHuh October 4, 2010
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Lion Zauberman

A type of person that is probably very cool
and he is lion
youre a lion zauberman!
by adssssssssssssssssssss April 26, 2024
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Lion

A: Hey u hungry.
B: Yes I want Lions.
by IAmSoFuckingBored February 12, 2020
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