shoulder licker

A mentally retarded person

Those idiots are such shoulder lickers.

by zanovar May 20, 2008

Linken

A great person. He has his ups and downs but he is a great person on the inside. He always looks out for his friends. He is always there for you when you need him. He is the boy all the girls like.

girl 1: have you seen my new crush

girl 2: no who is he

girl 1: Linken!
girl 2: oh yea I have him in one of my classes he his so hot and funny
girl 1: i know bro I want to be mine

by I don't know what my name is December 31, 2018

bitch-licker

a lesbian whore...but only the really dirty kind...bitch-lickers often have mullets...

-"Hey Maynard, lets hook up with a couple of bitch-lickers and a six-pack"
-"Ok Dwart, but this time make sure mama's not one of them."

by poopsie hamsterchunks November 29, 2003

Fish-licker

A cult of fishermen who lick there fish as soon as they come out of the water

The fish-licker stood ready to suck on the fish he just caught.

by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016

five finger linger

Putting one's entire hand inside an orifice for sexual stimulation. Like fisting, except my girlfriend doesn't find the "five finger linger" to be quite as revoltingly blunt as "fisting".

If I really want to abuse her hole, I simply give her the ol' five finger linger.

by T-B0NE666 January 4, 2005

dime licker

Someone who licks assholes.

Steve Barr

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

linterest

The collage of lint that accumulates on your laundry when the lint filter hasn't been cleaned.

Dude - my belly-button is sporting some major linterest.

by mossyrock February 24, 2015