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LIGMA

LIGMA, or "Lung-Infecting Makok Affliction" is a lesser known symptom of bronchitis, affecting well-known politic Mike Hawk (1977), and famous actor Ben Dover (2003), and is rumored to have more recently affected popular Fortnite streamer, Tyler "Ninja" Belvins. LIGMA was first discovered as a amoeba in the late 1920s, and has less than 1500 cases worldwide, since it's discovery, although most health insurances do not provide coverage for LIGMA, there have been a few remedies you can try at home, 1) Buy a humidifier and sleep with it on 2) put a warm, wet rag on your chest and forehead 1-2 hours before you fall asleep 3) LIGMA BALLS FAGGOT
noun
Jason was recently diagnosed with LIGMA or "Lung-Infecting Makok Affliction."

verb
LIGMA BALLS
by karlbentanbob October 31, 2018
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ligma

hey you ligma
by TunulisLake December 6, 2018
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Ligma male

A male capable of licking his own balls, usually by either extreme flexibility or by having their bottom ribs surgically removed for this purpose.
"I'm a ligma male"

"Nice try Jonathan. I know you're gonna tell me to lick your balls when I ask you what that means."

"No dude. I was trying to tell you I'm capable of licking my own balls."
by Suckmytoes_77 March 12, 2024
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Ligma

Basically “lick my”. Often used by middle schoolers.
Person 1: “did you hear about this new disease called ligma?”
Person 2: “what’s ligma?”
Person 1: “…LIGMA BALLS
by sugma balls 😍 February 26, 2022
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Ligma

The inability of restraining oneself from sucking every possible and reachable dick. Every person in the area is in grave danger in the city, in the mountains an entire valley might require immediate evacuation. Once the person shows the symptoms, it is very difficult to recover. Even after apparent recovery it becomes very often a chronical disease one has to carry for years with recurrent and sudden relapses. Additionally, one tends not to be aware of the condition so please be careful. A friend of mine is a survivor.
Fra: "Marco, are you affected by ligma? Stop staring at people's dicks please! "
Marco: "That's not what I am doing! I feel a little bit dizzy, that's all.
***immediately afterwards Marco grabs a man's cock and tries to reach it with his mouth
by Hooonestfriend July 6, 2023
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Ligma

It refers to a disease that is an fortnite addiction, Fortnite is a battle royale game that sucks which is why Ligma’s meaning is a Fortnite addiction; additionally it is also a joke and if you don’t know it the person who asked ligma will proceed to say balls, which also leads to the conclusion that Fortnite sucks ass enough to have an addiction to it named a joke called Ligma.
“Did you know that Steve Jobs died of Ligma?” “What’s Ligma?” “Ligma balls
by Sauron the evil April 28, 2023
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