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easy-lay take-away 

What most men are cruising for on Tinder. A girl to drive by-bang and then be on their merry way to the next.

A product of our easy access, disposable culture.
Friend: So how was that girl you met from Tinder last night, any potential?

Him: No, but good for an easy-lay take-away.
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504 lay low 

What you say when the police are nearby and you in posession.
"five oh fo- lay low lay low"
"504 lay low. popo at 6 o'clock"
504 lay low by lil geeze December 18, 2007

girls lay pipe 

the phrase we weren't supposed to notice at the end of the movie "blue crush," having more than a pg13 rating. they prob. got away with it since they called it surfing related.
girls lay pipe by Anonymous May 18, 2003

As I Lay Dying

A mainstream hardcore band that attempts to make music, but fails horribly.

Also, a band whose songs can be learned in under five minutes without tablature.
"Dude, As I Lay Dying sucks so bad that just got done learning one of their songs in five minutes, without tabs."

"Of course you did. They suck."
As I Lay Dying by Noum October 20, 2006

Lousy lay 

A lady of whom’s greatest trait is lousyness
She went away and I missed her, because my moms a lousy lay

As I Lay Dying

A shit-metal band. The "vocalist" just screams for screaming sake, and can't even do that well. He sounds like some adolescent 100 lb. wuss. The "music" if you can even call it that is boring, repetetive, and sounds like every other one of these "nu metal" bands that plauge the industry with cookie cutter riffs, and scream scream scream bullshit. The future of metal is in jeopardy of being taken over by this crap.
I took a crap this morning, and it sounded like As I Lay Dying.
As I Lay Dying by Real metal fan November 15, 2006