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asian lane change

This is a sex move that is performed by going from either of a woman's holes (south of the belly button) to the other, without giving her a signal that the change in lanes is coming. This is hilarious when moving to the fart-box, and a health risk when moving from it.
John Mayer: What's up, did you hear that Jennifer Aniston and I broke up?

Brad Pitt: Yeah. Did you hear that I pulled an asian lane change on her before you broke up?

John Mayer: *sniffle*
by Vaginasareweird October 8, 2010
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Left Lane Gang

Truckers who illegally drive in the left lane of the highway, leading up to fines and jail time. Because of the penalties for driving this lane, Truck Drivers avoid it at all cost.
That dam truck is in the money lane again. He must be a member of the Left Lane Gang.
by Iceman224 September 16, 2018
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unexpected lane change

When you are doing your girlfriend from behind and pull it out of her vagina and put it into her ass suddendly.
My girlfriend turned into a bucking bronco when I pulled an unexpected lane change on her.
by DrSmooth June 5, 2005
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Mexican Lane Change

When you're having vigorous sex with a female and your cock comes out of her vagina and either inserts or pokes her ass hole.

It is typically not well received.
We were doing it from behind when i did a mexican lane change and it was not appreciated. An apology is usually required.
by booyabrothers August 20, 2009
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Lane Edward Neil

The kind of guy who would intentionally crap himself, all for the entertainment of others.
"No its not that...." - Lane Edward Neil
by Bobby.bobby.bobby.shazzam March 2, 2019
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Chick-fil-Lane

The line of cars going through the Chick-fil-A drive through that extends into the right hand lane of the road and backs up traffic.
Damn it, I didn’t switch lanes fast enough, now I’m stuck in the Chick-fil-Lane.

I just got rear ended in the Chick-fil-Lane
by e.skoland April 23, 2022
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Northbound/Southbound Lane

Further describing the position of the males while performing the #brooklynbridge on a female parter. Northbound lane would be plowing the female while the Southbound lane will be getting felatio from the very same woman.
Jimmy and Dave flipped a coin to determine who’s settling into the northbound/southbound lane while assembling the Brooklyn Bridge in the bedroom.
by Brooklyn Donna July 12, 2018
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