Sylvan Lake

Sylvan Lake: a small town to the west of Red Deer where douche rockets go to mingle. Showcase town for lousy chest and arm tattoos on men and women. Public beach like a refugee camp. Sunglasses at night a must. Guys must use “bro” or “brah” at least once per sentence. If you have $100 to your name, come here and pretend you have $1,000,000. Many of the guys I went to school with that wore Puka Shell necklaces now reside here. 11/10 would not recommend, horrible teeth to gum ratio.

sylvan Lake is where Central Alberta douche rockets go to breed stupid

by JeffersonDanger September 05, 2022

chris lake

Wears a Nautica fleece every day. Has an obsession with buying Supreme and Louis Vuitton. Is an absolute banger of a rapper and spends 300 dollars for shoutouts on big meme pages where he gets absolutely roasted for his shit music.

Yes! Chris Lake just dropped a new song.

by JakobeHere January 24, 2018

tequila lake

a cumshot where you fill up a girl's navel with your cum

Last night I gave Nicky a tequila lake and Becky drank it out like a body shot.

by Rod X February 14, 2014

Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens

"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"

by lovingmyfriends November 08, 2013

lake weed

lake weed is how george fisher of cannibal corpse says liquid in the song i cum blood.

lake weed is also the nasty stuff in lakes. like the dead fishes and stuff.

george fisher- "swollen with lake weed, ready to burst!"

Thompson-"man, shit there is a lot of lake weed in this lake! but that girl has a bra outline so its okay.

by slugvag July 07, 2009

lake of the hoods

a small spot in gig harbor where many crips are found

y'all comin' from lake of the hoods

by C.R.I.P. June 04, 2011

Lake Gator

When a bunch of fat people put on floaties and form a conga line in the water and go dock to dock looking for food while at a lake or other large body of water

Brian! We can’t go to the lake this weekend. I heard there’s an entire caravan of lake gators there this weekend

by Dirt and skank the raunch bros August 03, 2020