Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

lady logging

The art of placing a turd on a woman's breast during a sexually charged situation

My wife just discovered lady logging. I've never known a smelly situation to feel so right.

by Karsi007 November 26, 2016

you’re a log

A bad word for retired people with no smarts and they have a iq of 1

You: you’re a log mate

Other person: what does that even mean brother

by Video ezy May 12, 2019

hairy log

When you shave your pubes over an unflushed toilet after meatloaf Monday and the hair sticks to the log making it a hairy little man or log in this case.

Husband: honey hey honey come look a this :)

Wife: gerald if you show me your hairy log one more time we’re divorcing.

Husband: :(

by Fried Fattie October 18, 2023

logging in to the cloud

The act of getting stoned. Smoking pot or marijuana.
If you smoke alone it is logging in to the ICloud (or if you love Mac computers).

After "logging in to the cloud" last night, everybody got stoned big time.

by RisenAgain November 3, 2011

chowder log

The shit you take immediately after getting cummed in your butt.

Jen had a huge chowder log after staying up all night with Max blowing loads in her ass.

by IM BORN TO FUUUCK January 17, 2014

Log Pond

When a group of gay dudes (usually cav scouts) all take a shit in one toilet without flushing and leave it. All the semen and turds float on top making it look like a log pond at a mill.

-BlackKnight-

Aw damn, I have to clean the latrines?? They left a fucking log pond in there Sergeant!

by BlackKnight0814 January 8, 2022