l0ser

someone that has no friends and has no ability to compete in any kind of online game or phisical activitly

my friend jeremy savarese is a L0ser
in ever aspect of life! hes a total N00b

by Mike Mara July 5, 2003

lucky lager shirley

When you take a girl in an outhouse, and you fuck her doggy style, so her hands are on the toilet. Right before you cum, pound your 40 of lucky lager and smash the emptly bottle over her head and push her in.

I gave Jake's mom a lucky lager shirley last night...

by Max Taylor January 18, 2008

lasertag slow blow

Term used for a blowjob given at a lasertag place in the back.

Lasertag was great last night, I won my game and at the end I got a lasertag slow blow. Best lasertag experience yet.

by watermelonman9910 August 12, 2016

Laserpointism

It is the religion, in which you always have a laser pointer in your possession.

Friend: Hey! Why do you have a laser pointer?
You: I converted to Laserpointism.

by WordWonder!!! April 17, 2018

Laser312

Laser312 refers to a mid ass asian that lives on the west coast. He listens to shitty ass music such as Pooya, E-role plays and sucks ass at Roblox games such as deepwoken and anime battle arena.

Person A: "Did you hear that Laser312 erps?"
Person B: "Makes sense. He does live on the west coast."

by Not Cheezre April 26, 2022

Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.

My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021

Lamering

When someone is doing something ridiculously lame. But cool at the same time.

Joe: "Hey there kelly, what are you doing?!"

Kelly: "Nothing just sitting at home, being bored."

Joe: "Kelly stop lamering!!"

by Pablo tidbitts. February 25, 2010