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Kobes

A bloke who wants to graft females but is a keyboard warrior so cannot perform on the night.

A classic snapchat graft with no real life benefits.
Kobe is such a Kobes , he is constantly snapchatting Juicy but sacked it at the party.
by goodchatdemon June 10, 2019
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His big brother go to him any chance he can get and goes to his brother and fucks him but his dad makes him ride it
Have you heard kobe he is screaming in the background
by Deai March 25, 2025
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A BLACK nIQQA WHO'HAS PLAYED IN THE NBA.
Wow it's kobe
by NOTITTIESTOWATCH January 28, 2020
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When you are so rich you can avoid traffic in your helicopter 🚁. But it will crash and and burn your rich ass. Can also be used when you throw trash in the can but it crashes on the side and slides down and may or may not spontaneously explode.
Did you see that helicopter that crashed into a mountain. Jan 26th 2020? Rumor is they yelled Kobe before dying.
by SIR MUFASA September 1, 2025
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When you pull out and with one finally stroke Kobe straight into her mouth.
Dude 1: Bro, I totally Kobe'd this girl last night
Dude 2: BOOM! PLASTERED!
by KobeShot March 17, 2015
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Kobee

A dinosaur who is hilarious. Also a man who maneged to steal the moon using a shrink ray. Also an incredibly hot and amazing guy. Just he to clarify he is not gay he is taken stay away from him or else I will kidnap your family for 7 years and have Liam neason by my side. Also if you touch I will touch you.😤
Stay away from Kobee or else....
by Asian Batman November 20, 2021
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kobe is the chubby friend is is so funny. He be acting dumb most of the time. And he like his "foOoOoOD" he short . Kobe will love you <3
kobe the man.
by r.forreese December 6, 2019
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