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China Kink

A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.
Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence
by PastaRolls July 29, 2019
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male nipple kink

its where you are sexually attracted to the thought of male nipples.
one with a male nipple kink might:
specifically draw nipples on a drawing of a male shirtless
get obsessed with the thought of their crushes nipples
not be able to stop thinking about what colour their crushes nipples could possibly be.
jen: mm tommys nipples their so hot i cant stop thinking of them
candy: eww do you have a male nipple kink
jen: NO WAY! (she does)
candy: denial is a river in egypt..
by tommyvercettifanclub February 7, 2025
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Vanilla blush kink

When someone—usually a woman—appears sweet, innocent, or traditionally “vanilla,” but surprises others (especially men) with an unexpectedly advanced or intense level of sexual experience. It often catches partners off-guard, causing discomfort, arousal, or insecurity when they realize she’s done things they’ve only fantasized about.
Nothing gets me wetter than watching a vanilla guy squirm when I casually drop a story about threesomes , wax, or group play. My vanilla blush kink turns me on when vanilla men blush over my sexual experience.
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Brian Kink

When you have a kink to teenagers named Brian, sometimes they can be known as Becky if they are feminine.
Person 1: I have a kink towards that kid named Brian
Person 2: So you have a Brian Kink?
by Person 200000000 December 17, 2021
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giggling kink

When a man/woman is aroused when their partner is giggling while they are having s*x.
Men: "Can you giggle for me during the s*x today? I have the giggling kink you know?"
Woman: "Of course, everything for you! *giggle*"
by ptr51_ December 26, 2020
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Nic Kink

The act of putting a vape in your sexual partner’s vagina until the light blinks and then pulling it out and hitting it.
“My boyfriend has a nic kink and it feels good when he does it”
by 713Brando January 3, 2023
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Chess Kink

Wanting to incorporate chess themed ideas into sex
Joe told Rebecca his chess kink of wanting her to yell out position openings and finish saying checkmate! She said “you’re a nerd and show me how to fork the queen with the knight
by Swagthrasher69 November 10, 2021
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