keep it a ticket

To keep it even more than a buck or a stack.

My dude let me keep it a stack nah, let me keep it a ticket.

by Clynetell June 19, 2023

Butt Keeper

-noun
Position of power; a person that claims Butt Keeps on another human being

Eric: I can't believe how well Ryan is behaving today!
Keith: Yep! Ever since Shannon became his Butt Keeper, he's been generally jovial and obedient.

by Shanahan894 December 5, 2009

Cucumber Keepaway

The game of teasingly denying and then fisting one's lesbian lover with a cucumber.

I could watch Megan Fox and Kate Beckinsale play Cucumber Keepaway all night long!

by Infinity Plus One November 4, 2009

Lock Keeper

To keep valuable information from a friend

Why didnt you tell me he wasnt going to me home for a few hours....We could of ordered pizza already. Straight Lock Keeper!

by Leprechon777 March 10, 2011

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

Trapper keeper baby

When a trifling psycho bitch goes and gets pregnant by some random dude and then lie to the poor bastard that's trying to ditch her ass just so he sticks around. If you were born by this crazy ho, sadly you are a trapper keeper baby. If you are a trapper keeper baby, then thank and worship Maury Povich for exposing bat shit crazy broads like your mother.

I knew I was a trapper keeper baby when my mom told me she gets syndication checks from being a consistent guest on Maury Povich.

by Shittney Smavies April 3, 2019

trapper keeper of sadness

A person or group of person(s) that play professional football in the city of Cleveland, Ohio.

The Cleveland Browns can't ever seem to get their shit together, they are a Trapper Keeper of Sadness

by DinosaurFRUIT September 8, 2020