Jordan

A one legged man with a scrawny dick. He only shows his face in the shadows and peeks at you while you pee. He enjoys to tug his own nipples and lick his lips when he gets erections.

"Hey look! That thing over there is tugging its nipples and has a lump in its pants! It must be a Jordan!"

by Home SacketSkank April 16, 2009

Jordan

A girl that works at a theater in Park Forest that loves dick. She is always willing to go down on any guy or girl. She gives it up to almost anyone she meets.

"Damn did you hear those moans coming from the back of the theater?"

"Yeah, that must be Jordan"

by johnson11 October 23, 2008

Jordan

A white piece of crap that thinks he is black

"Look how baggy his clothes are."
"He's a Jordan."

by dick smash mciron cock November 29, 2013

Jordan

a cleaner version of saying a girl pants wearing ass hole.

eww look at that jordan he's disgusting.

by oemgitsemmy July 15, 2008

jordan

BIG OL HO LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
was born out of her mothers asshole
became black, and never came back
but when she did she was blind, and in a wheel chair with a seeing eye dog named gospel

one hell of a mofafu!

juanito: hey, did you see that video that one day

maria: yeah, shakira's my favorito! 'hips don't lie'

carlos: yeah, you WHAT a jordan.....

NIGGA WUT?!

jordan jordan jordan h8r!

by JENIVE June 17, 2008

Jordan

Someone who you THINK is your friend but really they just lie, screw you over and don't really care!

I can't believe he ditched me like that..
He is definately a Jordan!!!

by lalaalaaa, xx January 24, 2011

Jordan

A two-headed person and/or animal that thoroughly enjoys having one of its head ingested by another one of its kind.

Hot chick 1: "I just saw a huge Jordan over in the bushes"

Hot chick 2: "thats totally psychedelic!"

by S-Sauce October 14, 2011