Junkie Jesse

A seemingly normal guy at first but then you find out he robs, is a predator, spends your money on hookers and drugs and has a rap sheet that’s 18 pages long and then his $10 for “traffic tickets” makes sense because his junkie sister and mom call about his restitution payments

Damn boy that junkie Jesse is passed out in front of my house again leaving me stabbed up sexually crazed deranged notes.

by Yergirlchucklespssssy May 31, 2020

jesse neuman

A gamer that has 100 thousand gamer score that likes to sits on cheeseburger and like to watch anime

Jesse Neumann is a virgin

by Swift hawk420 October 22, 2020

Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse

Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva

by jesseandeva November 6, 2020

Jesse Whiteman

A pure virgin, Demonstrates 100% virgin like behaviour and also obtains a micro penis.

Oh look at that virgin, its jesse whiteman!

by EshayGawd420 February 1, 2021

Jesse O'Halloren

hot so hot just so so hot beautiful the most gorgeous man sexy sexy man so sexy mmmm sex master

"If I had to use one word to describe Jesse O'Halloren it would be hot"
"He's such a Jesse"

by Jesse's Bitch March 17, 2021

Jesse Jew

👌🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🙀

Person 1:you know jesse Jew

Person2:🤏🏿

by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022

Jesse McKeddie

A miniscule man who complains about being short and always says he hasn't hit his growth spurt yet. His first girlfriend turned trans a year later and doesn't date men, also kissed them in a forest but will deny any knowledge of this

Person 1 "You see Jesse McKeddie i heard he said "" I pray to god that i grow 4 inches to be 6 foot""
Person 2 "what a weirdo

by LLeonard January 7, 2022