joshua

loves to look himself up on urban dictionary

jimmy: i wonder what joshuas doing
isaiah: joshua is looking at urban dictionary

by joshuasang July 8, 2022

joshua

joshua is a brunette and is always in his twenties. do you know a joshua in his thirties? no. joshua has a dick the size of a log. most joshuas end up as policemen or paramedics.

girl 1: oh that boy is so arrogant! and he’s brunette too!
girl 2: yeah babes, sounds like a total joshua.

by scuttlefish69 July 10, 2022

Joshua

Short like Yoda and has big lightsaber just like him too.

I like to use Joshua when I need a good time.

by ToasterBathBoyz July 12, 2022

Joshua

You're childhood best friend that you would never think that you would fall in love with, but you do. He's very funny and kind. If he likes you it's obvious but you're oblivious. Everyone else knows though. Loves God the most but you're next in line. Will get into trouble for you even if you ask him not to. He's a beaner but a cute one. Once you find in his natural habitat, you'll want to capture him for yourself. Will fight you for hours on who loves who more. Will stay up all night just to talk with you. Wants to be with you 24/7. He loves playing instruments. He's straight and you won't convince him otherwise. He's tall and he also likes to fluster you a lot. It's kind of hard to believe that you fell inlove with him.

Person 1: Why is he sweeping the roof and folding the dishes?

Person 2: Yeah that's Joshua's everyday thing he needs therapy.

by Emmalemmademma July 19, 2022

Joshua

Joshua is the most amazing person to ever exist. He's really sweet and makes the best out of the time we have. Joshua is funny, handsome, smart, and never fails to make me happy. So if you're seeing this, thank you for being with me - L.

Girl 1: Have you seen Joshua today?
Girl 2: Yes, He looks so fine.

by estno888 September 24, 2022

Joshua

Joshua is a guy that smells like dirty cock all the time

AHhh he is a Joshua today

by Big Dickmmaster 69 October 3, 2022

Joshua

a weak ass skinny nigga with dreads who talks shit but ends up gettin his ass whooped. he just be ruinin the vibe when he around and he prolly talk all dat shit cuz his daddy dead. from my experience wit this nigga he talk the most shit out of everybody wit his smart ass mouth and if this nigga even try to hit me im knockin his ass out i know you reading this joshua u know who u is nigga thats why jakaden beat yo ass. i swear niggas with dead dads be doing the most its annoying.

if u a nigga who go to LE make sure joshua see this

by Glozzeh gobbluh October 13, 2022