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I am so J 

A Phrase that states your overwhelming jealousy, or jellyness.
You just got an iPad? Dude, I am so J.
I am so J by Kyouten1 July 30, 2011
Related Words
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Slanderous J 

This is the slang word for Jolly Rancher Candies. Much like the many alternate words for drugs, Slanderous J can be used amongst authority figures to stay "below the radar."
Dude 1: Hey man you wanna hook me up with some Slanderous J?
Dude 2: For sure bro
Dude 1: Thanks alot dude
Dude 1: No problem
Slanderous J by NickF. July 30, 2008
sweet j by Growcock November 5, 2007

Snow Day Blow J 

Fellatio given to a man who has only home because the weather conditions have closed his school or work.
When I found out my work was going to be closed the next day I told her she had to give me a snow day blow j.
Snow Day Blow J by B_Will January 7, 2010

J.R. Tucker High School 

A school in which cool kids only consist of both rich asian and white kids. Blacks especially loud girls are generally looked down upon and are almost never seen hanging out with the whites and asians. But there are a few selected black kids that are "in". The white boys are usually west end boys who wear khakis with lanyards hanging out of their pockets and tshirts from their favorite colleges and teams or polos. The asian boys wear jeans and khakis and some sort of name brand shirt or polos. The loud obnoxious black kids tend to go ham and wear some crazy shit like rocawear, baby phat, southpole, and shooters. The football team sucks as crap but the entire team thinks theyre so cool walking around school when theyve barely won any games.
A usual conversation between kids at J.R. Tucker High School:

white kid 1: are you going to hilary's bonfire tonight?
asian kid 1: yeah. are you guys?
white kid 2: yup. we're going.
black girl 1: aaaaaawwwwww heeeellll naaaw!
black girl 2: wwwtttfff is this????
black girl 3: yall emburrrassing me forreal.
white kid 1: (mumbles under this breath) oh no. stupid loud black girls. lets walk away.
asian kid 1: im with you on that.

O.J. Simpson 

Similar to the Danny Glover. It's when you jam your fist up someone's ass (male or female), remove it, all covered in blood and shit (resembling a bloody glove), and proceed to choke the person until rendering them unconcious.
After I gave that chick an "O.J. Simpson" she didn't shit right for a week.
O.J. Simpson by kyspsm October 6, 2006