Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
by HoeCheeks November 26, 2023
Get the Gail Lewismug. jayneese lewis is a very thoughtful person. she finds it very difficult to walk and be around her husband. She may get beat every night but she still loves him. with short, nasty hair she has a wonderful personality! In her closet lays hundreds of bats that were broken over her head. Her medication cost $100,000 a year and has been laced with rat poisoning because her husband calls her a rat and poisons her with what she deserves. But she doesn't die because of the xanex she takes on a daily basis, which relieves the pain.
Husband: get over here ugly Jayneese Lewis
jayneese: im coming:(
husband: im gonna beat you so bad that you will DIE
jayneese: ok sir
jayneese: im coming:(
husband: im gonna beat you so bad that you will DIE
jayneese: ok sir
by aruther burfeild February 28, 2019
Get the Jayneese Lewismug. A thick daddy who can suck you up in 2 minutes. he takes it raw and carries a 7 inch on him. Ladies, it only takes 3.5 inches to reach that dangly thing in the back of your neck. he can be described as Hella gay and often says that he will get waves when we all know he is not. The lies he tells are immaculate. He is not afraid t get his hands dirty and get the job done. He has experience with all types of people.
by HondaSensai November 2, 2020
Get the elijah lewismug. Lewis I is your typical "Jewish" character type that is often seen in mid 1990's midwestern American coming of age films set during the high school period of a group of young teens life. Lewis Iis known to be involved in multiple human trafficking fronts.
Lewis is currently in a loving relationship with a certain girl of Polynesian/New Zealand descent named Ella D. Unfortunately the relationship has caused some limitations to his ability to "Go back" referring to his innate inability to return to being romantically and sexually involved with people of low melanin content in their 1 through 3 skin layers.
Ella D is currently impregnated with Lewis I. The babies genotype has been examined by the worlds leading Gene Research Specialists in Northern Germany. The results were recently made available to the public and it has been determined the baby will be light skinned and have curly blonde hair that springs up when you pull it.
Lewis is currently in a loving relationship with a certain girl of Polynesian/New Zealand descent named Ella D. Unfortunately the relationship has caused some limitations to his ability to "Go back" referring to his innate inability to return to being romantically and sexually involved with people of low melanin content in their 1 through 3 skin layers.
Ella D is currently impregnated with Lewis I. The babies genotype has been examined by the worlds leading Gene Research Specialists in Northern Germany. The results were recently made available to the public and it has been determined the baby will be light skinned and have curly blonde hair that springs up when you pull it.
Lewis I just shot my badussy up with 10ccs of liquid temperature regulated non government sanctioned hot semen.
I dropped a few 10 cent and 20 cent coins at the tuck-shop line the other day and i saw a small hand come out of the shadows and appear to "pinch" the coins away before disappearing under a young brown ladies skirt.
I dropped a few 10 cent and 20 cent coins at the tuck-shop line the other day and i saw a small hand come out of the shadows and appear to "pinch" the coins away before disappearing under a young brown ladies skirt.
by EllaxLewis4eva November 12, 2021
Get the Lewis Imug. A really fucking sexy guy.Everyone falls in love with his charm and sense of humour he is also really incredibly smart and talented he can be really sweet and romantic aswell he's a really amazing guy to have in your life and you never want to lose him because it would be a huge mistake
Ethan Lewis is so smart listen to him he’s so interesting
Ethan Lewis is sexy
I want to fuck Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis is so hot I trip over every time I see him
I love Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis is sexy
I want to fuck Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis is so hot I trip over every time I see him
I love Ethan Lewis
by Cheyradarcy1111 April 16, 2019
Get the Ethan Lewismug. 
typa guy to eat poo out the toilet bowl, doesn't really care about the social consequences. He goes straight at it.
by Drakegotnothingonme July 7, 2024
Get the Lewismug.