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vagina trap

A female who has had sex with at least 5 men and can fit a Mason jar in her cunt.

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"Hey, have you seen Lisa?"
"Oh you mean the vagina trap?"
"Yeah"
"Last time I saw her she was heading to the bathroom with a Mason ja---"
"Shit..."
by BonBonCereal January 12, 2016
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Unicorn Trap

A block of computer programming code that is intended to be rewritten later but ultimately never gets rewritten.
I wrote that code a year ago, with every intention of going back and rewriting it, but it turned out to be a unicorn trap.
by euler of man February 22, 2014
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Cock Trap

When you are about to cum whilst in missionary and she locks her legs around your waist.
I think I got Bailey pregnant last night, she fucking cock trapped me.
by Wrongfellow March 1, 2019
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Trouble Trap

A vagina so addictive that no matter what, it gets you in trouble, everytime. Examples of trouble: bankruptcy, lose your job, lose your house, lose your wife, etc.

Similar to ‘Drama Drapes.’
My girlfriend left me cuz I couldn’t stay away from my ex’s trouble trap.
by BrowntownStL February 7, 2022
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Muff trapped

When a female partner who started shaving at the start of the relationship no longer keeps her lady garden maintained.
When I first got with Ella she was smooth as anything now she doesn't bother. I am muff trapped.
by ChunkyCrown July 21, 2020
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Handy Trapped

When you hook up with a smokin’ hot chick but you get home and find out she’s offer more than a lady and packing some serious heat (trap) But rather than bolting like a transphobic with a raging hard on sure to garner the blue balls, you settle for a vigorous old fashioned from her before grabbing an Uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.
I closed the bar down last night. Took home a smokin babe that was alone all night. But wound up handy trapped.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
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Scat Trap

A sex partner with a filthy anal/rectal area. You typically find out your with a scat trap after you are deep into anal intercourse and bad shit dick is an understatement. You are trapped between pulling out or riding it out.
That nasty whore Savanna was a scat trap. But I just keep pounding away.

Rachel is a filthy scat trap.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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