trap wizard

One who's trap game is so strong, they disappear before getting caught up. One could also put it as ballin' so hard mothaf#%^as wanna find me. Locally known in parts of San Antonio area as pulling "A Chris."

Og: "yo see that red Impala creepin by?"
Youngsta: "who is that guey?"
Og: "he's a trap wizard foo', always trappin' never catchin' chain"

by Trap Wizzard October 8, 2015

Woke Trap

When someone that is woke tries to trick someone else into thinking they are racist, sexist, etc.

Amy tried to catch me in a woke trap when she asked what type of flowers a man would like for Valentine's day.

by Soccermomlover425 February 21, 2020

trap barn

a place, or in reality a barn, where friends and people from all corners of Almont and surrounding areas come to have a good time. these good times normally consist of last second put together party's that always work out somehow in the end. everyone is welcome to this most glorious of hangouts as long as a person isn't sketchy, a creeper, or doesn't know the owners of said trap. the barn comes fully equipped with a Rockstar Bar, gnarly sound system, a random wall, and a few dead bats (one of which hangs on the random wall). during the summer months the heat is fought off with a fan and most of the time it does just fine. when weather gets cold the trapping still continues but in a little fashion, the trap tent comes into play. the trap tent is literally a fort/tent made out of tarps and is built to hold in heat when its cold out.

trap barn trap tent almont

by sctbrdfrd February 27, 2011

Bath Trapped

When a person is psychologically unable to leave a bath due to it's comfort, warmth or lethargy caused by the hot steam. This is most severe if the temperature outside of the bath is cold or the person within the bath his sleepy.

"I got bath trapped earlier and was late for work, it was so cozey and womb like within the bath I was unable to get out"

by mindvomit September 6, 2012

Scat Trap

A sex partner with a filthy anal/rectal area. You typically find out your with a scat trap after you are deep into anal intercourse and bad shit dick is an understatement. You are trapped between pulling out or riding it out.

That nasty whore Savanna was a scat trap. But I just keep pounding away.

Rachel is a filthy scat trap.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Muff trapped

When a female partner who started shaving at the start of the relationship no longer keeps her lady garden maintained.

When I first got with Ella she was smooth as anything now she doesn't bother. I am muff trapped.

by ChunkyCrown July 21, 2020

Comfort Trap

When you have things to do with your life and someone comes over to make you comfortable. So comfortable, you stay there much longer than you intended.

Boy: Time to get out of bed and be productive!

Girlfriend: *wraps you in blankets and snuggles you*
Boy: Or not....Fuckn Comfort Trap

by TheDustyCactus January 20, 2019