by oiiimeow January 16, 2020
Get the St. Patsmug. A seabag pat down is the half-assed search for little liquor bottles and other contraband that a Sailor may be attempting and easily succeeding at bringing aboard a Navy Vessel. This search is always performed in a lackadaisical manner giving the stuffed seabag a few pats with the hands on the outside, then calling it "searched." Otherwise, with more determination, the contraband might be found, confiscated and therefore never shared with the Sailor on watch who is conducting the seabag pat-down.
Packing my deployment gear took some ingenuity because I had to surround the boxes full of Jack Daniels nips with soft clothing, packed tight. Otherwise, I may not pass the infamous "Seabag Pat Down."
by kdelik January 31, 2014
Get the seabag pat downmug. by ushouldtrustme August 1, 2023
Get the PATmug. by joe nuts 227 February 13, 2023
Get the patmug. pat fans: someone with a small penis but long hands and substitutes his fingers for his penis to please a woman
Woman 1: “last night was amazing! He had like a 6in dick and it was like it could move on it’s own never getting soft!”
Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”
Woman 1: “...”
Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”
Woman 1: “...”
by Galactic Jammer May 29, 2018
Get the pat fansmug. When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.
by Corrieface November 12, 2020
Get the I'm phelan like Patmug. by Rosa parks 69 December 28, 2018
Get the Pat McGlynnmug.