To the vast majority of women, a penis of less that seven inches long, and six inches around. Sure, science might have it different, but women know what fills them up and makes them feel good. If you're smaller than that and your girl says you have a small cock, then it's justified. Wave around your scientific studies all you want... they reflect what's out there, but not what a woman wants to feel inside them or what we consider to be average size.
Jenny: "My boyfriend has a small penis, so I dumped him."
Rick: "Oh dear, what size was he?"
Jenny: "6 by 5.5."
Rick: "That's just the right size!"
Jenny: "Spare me. That might be what the studies reflect, but it feels like a gherkin inside me. I want my boyfriend to be at least 7 by 6, and all my girlfriends agree."
Rick: "Oh dear, what size was he?"
Jenny: "6 by 5.5."
Rick: "That's just the right size!"
Jenny: "Spare me. That might be what the studies reflect, but it feels like a gherkin inside me. I want my boyfriend to be at least 7 by 6, and all my girlfriends agree."
by Amanda Oakes June 25, 2010
Get the small penismug. by i hate you too December 5, 2003
Get the biggie smallsmug. The exact opposite of "big ups". This means that one should be made fun of rather than commended or applauded.
One day James thought he deserved "big ups", on the contrary, I corrected him by saying that he deserves "small downs" for his buffoonish bantering and rude behavior.
by Petey Pablos April 21, 2013
Get the small downsmug. The act of wanting a team to lose, based solely on the fact that the supporters of said team speak funny/earn more than you/support a minority sport.
Bonesgiles from dangerhere.com
by Scotsdave March 15, 2005
Get the Small timemug. by potatoanus January 18, 2015
Get the small chestedmug. As the title implies, a small Christine is a girl with the name of Christine who is beautifully petit. Small Christines (smol Christines) are always the centre of attention and at the centre of every boys heart. Small Christines make the best of friends and are the best lovers, they truly come alive in bed showing that they're lack of height is compensated by they're amazing sex techniques.
Oh how I wish my girlfriend was a master at sex, I guess I should've found myself a small Christine to give me head.
by MountainJewCodeRed June 12, 2016
Get the small christinemug. 