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Joke Insurance

When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.
I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.
by iPutMyWordInYou August 24, 2009
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i'm dead inside

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instigator

a person who escalates a situation.
boy 1: Yo mama
boy 2: What did you say about my mama?
instigator: Oooh, he talking bout yo mama. Man i wouldn't take that if i was you!

messy agitator troublemaker provocateur meddler
by One Zooted Individual March 31, 2009
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Insanity

Insanity isn't deciding to do what the sane man does not.
Insanity is when you forget what the sane man does.
"Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?"
by G3N3R1C January 10, 2013
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instasex

Verb - when two people continue to like each other's photos without any other contact. You both know what you're thinking
She likes all of his photos and he likes hers back. They both think the other are cute and secretly just want to have intercourse but instead they'll have instasex
by Yomomma669 October 3, 2013
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instagram comedians

Usually attractive individuals, these instagrammers have migrated from vine after it's collapse, and are hungry for views on their content, of which is usually comparable to human fecal matter. However, their emoji-caked videos are surrounded with "relatable" scenarios that appeal to a very large general audience. These scenarios usually include a female doing things that annoy a male, rampant stereotyping, and mostly (yet sadly) cheating or relationship drama.

The best way to repel such toxic individuals is to NOT watch their content. Just don't. Also, DO NOT tag your friends. They will hate you for associating them with such content.
Regular person: Man, why do people watch these stupid clips? Instagram Comedians suck.

Average prepubescent child: HAHAHA LOL XD LIT FAM IM GONNA TAG A FRIEND LOL
by IronyDetector July 19, 2017
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Instagram dat Joint

To take a photograph of something strange and difficult to identify or classify such as a ghost or UFO.
Am I trippin', son? Nah look like I'm not trippin'. Instagram dat joint.
by yeewooty January 12, 2013
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