Kreifels inch

A 1 inch limp penis that needs chubbed up before u show it off but when aroused its impressive to most

My cousin harry showed off the Kreifels inch pre chub and regretted it dearly

by Hostile takeover October 10, 2015

Two-inch

A derogatory term for a colleague saying their like a two inch penis a useless F-ing tool

Fuck sake two-inch is at it again he's put the tractor in a ditch

by Slack rat May 19, 2023

13 inches

Okay why are you here at this point?

Yes, it means a 13-inch dick. If you have one, then god did seem to like you.

Have you seen Jake's 13-inch dick? 13 inches? I don't know if I could even take it!

by ItsSurreal February 13, 2024

Grow an inch

When Zara told oliver to grow an inch it was gross.

Yo homie grow an inch

by Trollfaceliver July 10, 2021

America Ferrerra Are An Inch Shorter Cristy Veronica Tejada

America Ferrerra Are An Inch Shorter Cristy Veronica Tejada

America Ferrerra Are An Inch Shorter Cristy Veronica Tejada

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

nine inch nail

1. A member of the band Nine Inch Nails
2. An erect penis

1. Ayo man, I got to meet the best nine inch nail last night, Trent Reznor.
2. Oh shit, that's quite the nine inch nail there.

by Tako#2739 July 30, 2021

Inch Investigator

A person, typically a woman, who will reject a guy who is shorter than 5’11” due to their unreasonable height requirement in a potential partner.

The inch investigator ghosted me because I didn’t wear my shoe inserts.

by K0z254 August 25, 2022