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Michigan hot pocket

When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.
It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.
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Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with a tomato sauce covered penis.
I gave my girl the old hot pocket last night.
by Bridgetroll July 25, 2018
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NEW YORK HOT POCKET

The act of splurging on new clothes only to have them covered in semen and baked at 327 degrees for 39 hours then eating said clothing.
I brought some New York hot pocket to my friends baby shower
by FAT ASS CHIGGA December 28, 2024
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Filipino Hot Pocket

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.
Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.
by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025
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Hot Pocket

Like the tea bag when a guy puts his stuff on the face of another person who is laying down, a hot pocket is the female version when a chic puts her vag on the face of someone who is laying down.
Guy: Why your dog always be sittin on my head when I lay down?

Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.
by *R3b3l!c!0u$* July 26, 2023
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Dirty hot-pocket

A dirty hot-pocket happens when you slather your wiener in marinara sauce and stick it in a dirty coochie
My girl said she hasn’t showered in a week and told me to come over and give her a dirty hot-pocket
by Bigdaddy15350 September 21, 2023
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court house hot pocket

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant
Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.
by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023
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