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Horny Gorilla

The act of doing a one-arm lock-off or pull up while masturbating with the other hand.
The act of doing this in public is called a Harmabe.
Harry: Ewan, I heard you did a horny gorilla on the tram.
Ewan: Nah mate did a Harambe
by GORILLA GAINZ June 4, 2021
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Drum Horny

When a drummer has a growing need to play the drums.
Moby Dick makes me so drum horny I need to run to my kit and play as soon as it's over.
by ConnerB October 3, 2007
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Horny Sasquatch

The Horny Sasqautch is a sex position were the man dresses up in a sasquatch costume (Gorilla costume will do in a pinch) and then does the girl in the woods. The Horny Sasquatch can become a game if a point system is added. You usually get one point for every camper that spots you but can't prove you exist. Bonus points are awarded if they get a blurry photo.
Dude: Yo Man, got a Horny Sasquatch over the weekend.

Guy: Yea, how'd you do?

Dude: I got about 20 pints!

Guy: Awsome!

Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!
by FidelAC April 28, 2010
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Vaccine horny

When you haven’t been vaccinated against the spicy cough yet and you just want that sweet, sweet rona protection all up in inside you real quick.
John: When’s your first dose booked in?
Kieren: Not til November 5th. Bro I’m so vaccine horny, I just need thar vaccine in me asap.
by The office of pmac August 20, 2021
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horny virgin

you. you're a virgin and you're always horny
by jesuisworm May 26, 2021
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horny on main

When someone makes sexual comments on their main account/profile, when they should be using an alternate account.
Damn, looks like Grandson is horny on main again.
by firefoxxiF November 30, 2020
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horny kid

A young teen looking for a nice smash but not getting any. Normally wanting some from someone older than them.
"Cummon baby, age is just a number"
"Damn ur one horny kid, I'm too old for you"
by Abaybëënotaslutshhhhh July 18, 2017
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