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Lady holding broom

What the actuall fuck. Why on gods fucking earth would you look up something as stupid as this. Your either retarded or sexist. But whatever who am i to fucking judge.
by Lazarus667 April 25, 2017
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The Alaskan Choke-Hold

To complete the "Ice Bath Challenge" while masturbating.
"Hey man! What's with the hospital tag?"
"I just got done doing the Alaskan Choke-Hold. It was incredible!"
by ThatOneExOfKaitlyn March 10, 2019
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Holding my beans

Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.

It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.
“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”

“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”
by anonymous November 25, 2020
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holding breast mops

To ejaculate onto a ladies breast and leave it to soak in.
Eg. He ejaculated on her chest and left her holding breast mops.
by Oldmanhermit December 5, 2013
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hold your stick

Behaving yourself, to stop picking on someone or making fun of somebody
Jane: sam doesnt know how to ride a bike
Max: jane, hold your stick now!
by your.G March 3, 2017
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Wushu finger hold

when your dick is so small that you have to use 2 or 3 fingers to jerk off
Hes dick was so small that he used the wushu finger hold
by Dickwad91169 December 20, 2020
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hyde n hold

holding off ones possesions,in order to avoid situations
by KangarooKid August 23, 2009
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