Hobo Johnson

The act of eating a fried egg off a homeless guys dick without waking him.

Liz had almost finished a flawless Hobo Johnson for her Insta Story but the guy woke up before she could finish the egg.

by Mz Ann Thropik January 30, 2020

Hobo Nail

when one forgets to attend to their toenails for long periods of time during the winter because their feet are always buried in layers of socks and boots and the nails become crusty and gross as a result. Usually occurs in colder climates like Colorado or Alaska, Only known cases on the west cost occurred on actual Hobos

Guy one: I was going to hook up with this chick, but when she took off her socks I saw she had a major case of hobo nail!
Guy two: nasty!

by Allicat17 January 15, 2009

Hobo pie

When you eat out a homeless woman

Had me some hobo pie last night

by Hobonater March 27, 2020

Hobo Wank

Male masturbation which involves putting a banana skin in the microwave for 10 seconds, putting your shlong inside it and jacking off.

Dick was feeling adventurous so he decided to have a Hobo Wank.

by I P4P4MURF I July 25, 2010

hobo camp

The best band ever

They took hobo amp one step further then went the completely opposite way.

FUCK HOMO AMP!

Hobo camp is awesome.

Their singles: "Where is the propaganda?" and "Pizza Face"

by Tom Lewis March 5, 2004

hobo pimp

A pimp who works in train stations, with the hobos. Also, all their hoes are hobos.

Jevon is a hobo pimp

by Alessy July 7, 2006

bus hobo

technically a "bus hobo" is not really homeless, he/she lives on the bus

a bus hobo is someone who lives on the bus/subway

Guy 1: Oh *SNAP*! its the fucking bus hobo, he doesnt like me!
Guy 2: He doesnt like anybody!

by Ben Dover is here July 2, 2005