When Ian's mother passed out during the movie last week, I broke out the Hershey's and gave her a Dirty Emperor's Helmet,
by Murph Dawg April 14, 2006
The best dodgeball team to exist, ever. 2006 Richland high school champs. Had to put athletic tape over some parts of shirts. Shirt design was a young boy with a pot on his head and holding a billy club. The billy club was thought to represent a fallace by the administration and faculty. Team members incuded Capt. Winkie, The Kickstand, Pocket Rocket, Hamburger, Skeeter, Barely There, iMonster, and Courtney.
by yeliab nodnarb April 11, 2009
1. The underside of the tip of a penis. sometimes concealed by skin if the owner of the helmet is uncircumcised.
by jordanc57 August 14, 2007
by squeezemasta June 18, 2011
the penis which is evidentaly the biggest thing a man has! just listen to the song Pet Names for a Penis by Tom Green and you'll understand.
woah dude like his purple helmet warrior is bigger than mine, oh well i guess i'll just have to stick with 11 inches...
by kkkkkara June 26, 2006
Hey girls do you want to go to the Columbus Clippers game? Ice cream helmets are only $4.50 tonight!
by the phantom logger August 09, 2012
When ones lady friend lays down on her back, One then proceeds to place ones testicles on her forehead and cock down over her nose thus resembling a Norman war helmet!
by The peoples poet RP August 16, 2011