Why not ask for help? 

Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.

Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."

Why not ask for help? by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

Full range of help 

Yeah there's the redirect. There is nothing wrong with my mind but THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HOW YOU'RE INTERACTING WITH ME AND IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THAT I WILL KILL YOUR FUCKING KIDS.

Hym "Ha! 'Full range of help!?' Get the fuck out of here with that you piece of shit. No. I want the thing I want and nothing else. Go fuck yourself."

Full range of help by Hym Iam July 29, 2024

a sigh for help 

This is not a huge act of desperation like a "cry for help" such as when someone says a statement that they may kill themselves or take a bunch of drugs. This is more like someone wearing an ill-fitting and unattractive shirt or announcing that they may be changing their religious views. It's not too dramatic but there's some drama for sure.

Jeremy: "Did you hear about Ashlyn?"
Ulysses: "Nope. She do something dumb again?"
Jeremy: "Well, she wrote a poem and left it at Hugo's desk. It was about a flower or something. Hugo didn't like it."
Ulysses" "Hmmm. That seems like a sigh for help. I may need to read that poem though. I like flowers."

a sigh for help by von groovy August 18, 2024

Just want to help people 

Shut the fuck up Rick.

Hym "Jordan Peterson does not just want to help people. Jordan Peterson wants to be the golden prophet and surpass Jung. Which he isn't and won't. He wants you launder his deliberate misreading of text to validate a religion he doesn't actually believe in so his kids won't actually have to do the things he expects everyone else to do (i.e. suffer) and he is going to expend capital to ensure that the rest of you do exactly that... And I'm going to help! Because I'm the ultimate helper! So, rest assured, if he succeed against me you WILL suffer. At my hand or because of me. The only path forward for me is victory and if that victory is defined by Jordan Peterson you will all pay the price."

Just want to help people by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

Can you help me pee? 

A phrase popularized by a certain special student who goes under the name of Thunderbolt. This phrase is typically said by Thunderbolt while graciously riding a purple handle bar, though the phrase can be heard in other places. This sentence is usually used to mock the student, or used as a plea for help. Debate has been going around whether Thunderbolt says "pee" or "please". Either way, the phrase is used in the same way.

"Can you help me pee?" - Thunderbolt says while is riding his purple handle bar as usual. The students at the lunch table mock him "Can you help me pee?"

Kevin is struggling on his homework and needs help. "Can you help me pee?" he says to his classmate.

Can you help me pee? by skropll March 6, 2025

Still Need Help With <5305> htiW pleH deeN llIts 

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Still Need Help With <5305> htiW pleH deeN llIts by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

Trying to help the blind see 

A phrase used to describe the action of someone who is trying to change someone's perspective for the better, but they will not listen.

I told her not to go back to him, and he cheated on her anyway. Giving her advice is like trying to help the blind see.

Trying to help the blind see by clopez09 September 11, 2025